A tan and rested former style icon Col. Moammar Gadhafi gave an exclusive interview to the TomVille Bugle. While rumored to have been assassinated on October 20, 2011, Moammar revealed that he has been living a “Phantom of the Opera” like existence in the bowels of the recently abandoned US Embassy in Tripoli.
He then demanded a meeting with the ever lovely Hillary Clinton. When advised that he would have to meet with her replacement John Kerry, Moammar opined that he would rather be dead.
After sharing some of his new designs and trying to find out who is in charge of the Libyan civil war, he announced that using the Sgt. Beau Bergdahl principle he was promoted to General.
Tom can’t wait for Moammar’s next Runway show.