Tom retains Kenneth Feinberg to administer Blog Victims’ Compensation Fund

With the Truth According to Tom blog sinking to all time lows, Tom has retained alternate dispute resolution expert Kenneth Feinberg to administer the Blog’s Victims Compensation Fund. Feinberg indicated that his work with the 9/11 Fund, BP Gulf Coast Fund and General Motors Fund were pieces of cake compared to this assignment.

There are rumors that people have died waiting to laugh from posts from this blog.

Tom asked Kenneth, “How many $Millions and/or $Billions will have to be set aside to fund this effort”.  Kenneth responded, ” I have reviewed the WordPress stats for this blog and I don’ think you will have to put any money into the fund”.

Claims will be taken starting April 1,  2030.

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