Mitt Tomney for President

Fresh off of polls showing he would now whip Barack O’TomA if the 2012 Presidential race was held now, Mitt faced an adoring crowd of reporters for Entertainment TomVille (ET).

Mitt reiterated that if you had voted for him, you all would have jet skis rather than food stamps and nutritious school lunches.  This just shows he hasn’t lost his touch.

Mitt is tan and rested.

Please make campaign checks out to Tom.



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