Barack on Ebola: R-E-L-A-X as TomVille declared an Ebola Free Zone

Taking a page from Green Bay Packer QB Aaron Rodgers, Barack O’TomA  told the nation to relax about Ebola.  He assured an anxious nation that the same government that registered O’TomA Care on Healthcare.gov, set up Veteran Administration appointments and executive bonuses and secures the White House and the President, and provides non-answers daily to Social Security recipients who wait on the phone for hours has the Ebola thing under control.

Meanwhile Tom has declared TomVille an Ebola-Free Zone and has banned all flights originating from Ebola countries.

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