Monthly Archives: November 2014

Mubarak assembles old coalition

Wasting no time after an Egyptian court dropped charges against former strongman Hosni Mubarak, he was busy assembling his old coalition.  His first call was to Col. Muammar Gaddafi of Libya.  Aides said that they would get back to Hosni, … Continue reading

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TSU releases results of male attraction research

TomVille State University (TSU) just released the results of an exhaustive research survey on what attracts men to women.    The research was funded by a $1 Billion grant from the US  DHS and a generous grant of $1.51 from the Peter … Continue reading

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Media sustains minor injuries jumping on Al Sharpton bandwagon in Ferguson, MO

An uncritical thinking media was all in when they jumped on the Al Sharpton bandwagon in Ferguson, MO in the Michael Brown case.  Barack O’TomA and Attorney General Eric Folder were some of the first on the bandwagon.  Injuries were … Continue reading

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Barack parts the waters of the Rio Grande

At the risk of being labeled a xenophobe, Tom asks Supreme Leader Barack O’TomA how giving work permits to 5 million illegal immigrant workers helps unemployed US Citizens when only 2 million jobs have been added since the depth of the Great Recession. If illegal … Continue reading

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Tom inks deal to be Wedding Planner and Wedding Singer at Charles Manson’s upcoming wedding

Tom cried tears of joy when he learned that Charles Manson, age 80, has found his happiness with Afton “Star” Elaine Burton, age 26 and that they are soon to be married.  But then with lightening speed, Tom moved to ink a … Continue reading

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Putin and Wingman Tom bolt G-20 meeting early

After a bruising series of meetings at the G-20 Summit in Australia, Vlad “The Bad” Putin and his Wingman Tom packed up and left. Vlad was overheard telling Tom< “I thought that Hottie Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt was supposed … Continue reading

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Tom says Wisconsin’s Melvin Gordon is doomed in Heisman Race

Despite racking up 408 yards rushing against a top 20 Nebraska team and accumulating 1909 yards season to date, Tom thanks the ghost of Ron Dayne to torpedo Gordon’s Heisman chances. Besides tom has already determined that the competition is … Continue reading

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Japan PM Abe reveals 4th Arrow at TomVille Affair

In an attempt to boost Japan out of two decades of economic doldrums, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe roared into office with a plan that he termed 3 Arrows.  The Arrows are Fiscal Stimulus, Monetary Easing and Structural Reform. With the … Continue reading

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As nation obsessives with Kim Kardashian’s backside, Barack has his priorities in order…Hint: Redskins

With the release of new photos of Kim Kardashian’s backside and balancing talents, few in the nation has noticed that Barack O’TomA  has his priorities in order and is close to solving the Redskins problem.  He has taken a strong … Continue reading

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Hemlines: The most reliable economic indicator

Many may wonder why Barack O’TomA’s policies took such a drubbing in the midterm election wave when economic number were trending a bit higher. Tom knows that the good citizens of TomVille will only believe it when they see it.  … Continue reading

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