Putin and Wingman Tom bolt G-20 meeting early

After a bruising series of meetings at the G-20 Summit in Australia, Vlad “The Bad” Putin and his Wingman Tom packed up and left.

Vlad was overheard telling Tom< “I thought that Hottie Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt was supposed to be here.  Who did I get to meet with and take selfies with but German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  The pickings are better in Chechnya.”

“Let’s pillage”, roared Tom.


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