After a bruising series of meetings at the G-20 Summit in Australia, Vlad “The Bad” Putin and his Wingman Tom packed up and left.
Vlad was overheard telling Tom< “I thought that Hottie Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt was supposed to be here. Who did I get to meet with and take selfies with but German Chancellor Angela Merkel. The pickings are better in Chechnya.”
“Let’s pillage”, roared Tom.