Tom inks deal to be Wedding Planner and Wedding Singer at Charles Manson’s upcoming wedding

Tom cried tears of joy when he learned that Charles Manson, age 80, has found his happiness with Afton “Star” Elaine Burton, age 26 and that they are soon to be married.  But then with lightening speed, Tom moved to ink a contract with Charlie and Star to be their Wedding Planner and Wedding Singer.

The happy couple told Tom that they wanted it to be a “family” affair.  So Tom quickly moved for Charles “Tex” Watson to be best man and Bruce Davis and Robert Beausoleil to be Groomsman.  He also lined up Leslie Van Houten and Patricia Krenwinkel as Maids of Honor and the Kardashians as Bridesmaids.

The Wedding Cake will be run through the metal detector to check for files.

As Wedding Singer Tom will do a send up of Jerry Lee Lewis’ “Great Balls of Fire” which is a Manson favorite.

Tom remarked, “Charlie has never looked happier”.

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2 Responses to Tom inks deal to be Wedding Planner and Wedding Singer at Charles Manson’s upcoming wedding

  1. I’m certain she must have a screw loose.

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