In interest of income inequality, Tom pursues new divorcee Sue Ann Arnall

NamelyTom has sprung into action upon hearing that Sue Ann Arnall has cashed her $975 million dollar divorce settlement check from her Ex, Chairman of Continental Resources Harold Hamm.  Tom said, “It may sound crass, but I am doing it only to support wealth equality mine.”  Even Barack O’TomA has chimed in with his support of Tom in this populist endeavor.

“So Sue Ann, do you like to write checks?” cooed Tom.

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