Tom introduces his new “50 Shades of Gray” clothing line

It should not come as too much of a surprise that Tom’s “50 Shades of Gray” clothing line does not include any actual clothing.  Tom is merely making the strong suggestion that women send their money to Tom.  In turn, Tom will ship surplus Lone Ranger Masks from his warehouse while supplies last.

Profits will be used to produce the sequel “50 Shades of Gray 2” starring Lindsay Lohan.

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