Tom declares: “I am ready for a job in the mainstream media”

While toiling in the bowels of alternative journalism at WordPress, Tom has undergone an intensive 8 years of Pavlovian conditioning .  Like the dog who salivates when the dinner bell rings, Tom salivates when he sees the warm and fuzzy faces of newscasters when they merely say Hillary Rodman Clinton.  Now the mere mention of Hilary Rodman Clinton or her visit to Chipotle starts him salivating.

Tom is now ready and qualified to lead the Clinton charge in the mainstream media.

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