Tom repositions Hillary Rodman Clinton’s slow-seller “Hard Choices” as a bodice-ripper

While the Hillary Rodman Clinton’s campaign team works to reposition Hillary as a warm and fuzzy grandmother, Tom has taken on the enviable task of turning the Hillary tome “Hard Choices” from the adventures of a steely Secretary of State  into a page-turning bodice-ripper to seal up the male vote to match the already sealed female vote.  Thus, Hillary will have the greatest electoral victory since Saddam Hussein’s 11 Million-To-0 margin in 2002

As gently edited, “Tom greedily rips open the modest pants suit to reveal Hillary’s heaving bosom and policy papers on Islamic State and Russia Re-set….  Tom consumed with lust grabbed the policy papers and bellowed  Take me to the Hills”

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