Emulating his hero Sepp Blatter, Tom Quits but doesn’t leave

Addicted to 5 Star hotels and restaurants and high-end hookers, Tom when exposed like FIFA President Sepp Blatter has quit as editor of this blog, but won’t leave his post.  Tom has pledged to stay in his post until his successor is fully trained in the perks of his post.  Tom will remain on duty to fully vet all hookers so there are no scandals like those that befell Bill Clinton and Elliot Spitzer.

All bribe money will from this point forward be donated to the Tom Family Foundation and Global Initiative.

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Tom will be right with you.

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