Declaring “I am a Divider not a Uniter”, Tom announces his candidacy for Democrat and Republican Presidential nominations

Tom appearing before an enthusiastic crowd in TomVille’s Freedom Lost Square declared that he will seek both the Democrat and Republican nominations for President.  Tipping his hand for the campaign to come, Tom declared that he is a virulent trickle down populist and will fund his campaign from the excess earnings of those few souls who got minimum wage increases.

Tom promised that there is no interest or demographic group that he won’t exploit if they can provide even a single vote edge.

Finally, Tom promise that we need to return to the virtues of nepotism noting that a huge number of his family are currently unemployed.

There is a long road ahead until November 2016 and pundits are recommending that people keep their heads down.

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