Bristling from the Pope visit, Tom pulled the Pontiff aside and said what is with the huge carbon footprint that you created in Washington D.C and New York city. You spewed more carbon that Tom will in 100 lifetimes. Enjoy the climate change you created.
Then channeling Bernie Sanders, tom blasted the Pope for keeping $Billions in art, property etc. and not distributing any in the name of income inequality to Tom.
Finally for good measure, Tom inquired on how many refugees the Vatican will accept this year.