In a bombshell announcement that blew poor old Joe Biden away, Tom announced that he won’t seek the Democratic presidential nomination. Like Tom, Joe was in living fear that Hillary Rodman Clinton would undelete some of her spiciness emails.
A closet admirer of Income Inequality, Tom was expected to run way left of Bernie Sanders.
Barack O’TomA opined, “We lost a great one.” (Was that Joe or Tom? Who cares.”