Barack announces new “Sandals for Troops” Strategic Initiative

In a surprise move Barack O’TomA ordered 50 Special Ops troops to Syria.  This is a slight pivot from the “No Boots on the Ground” policy.

Barack indicated that under the new policy that troops will wear sandals rather than combat boots.  A massive order has gone out to Zappos for their proprietary Combat Flip Flops.

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2 Responses to Barack announces new “Sandals for Troops” Strategic Initiative

  1. Stylish and practical, I say.

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