Sea World fires Shamu

In an act of corporate courage, Sea World is firing Shamu and their other Whales to satisfy  PETA, California Coastal Commission and a dopey Congressman from the Valley.  So how do these august folks know if Shamu is happy or not.  Is a stray cat taken in to a home less miserable that one roaming the alley? Does a dog prefer to sleep on a bed?  Does a dog like riding in the back seat of a car with his head out the window?  Who know these things except for some Congressman and his allies?

All we know is that future Shamus will never know either.

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  1. I wish I was Shamu…free rent, sunshine, no worries, free food. Now what’s he supposed to do? File for unemployment?

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