At a news conference flanked by Burnie Sanders and Stephen Colbert, candidate Rodman-Clinton exposed Santa as a Republican.
She cited the fact that Santa always wears Republican red rather than a progressive Democratic blue. He pays his elves based on skill and productivity rather than everybody getting a living wage of $15/hour. He is against an abortion for Mrs. Claus. He is set against common sense gun control legislation and has never proposed a gun control law. And even worse, he refuses to convert his sleigh to coal-fired battery power so he can travel 83 miles followed by a 12 hour charge.
Wow, we almost forgot that with that belly, Santa obviously is violating Michelle O’TomA’s “Let’s Move and Bad Food” hectoring.
Can we trust this man?