El Chapo captured over movie negotiations with El Tom

Mexican Drug Cartel Kingpin and 3 time prison escapee  Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman was captured during negotiation for his movie The Legend of El Chapo starring El Tom.  El Chapo was desperate for the ruggedly handsome, but emotionally and intellectually stunted El Tom to pay El Chapo in the movie.

Negotiations were further complicated when El Donald entered the negotiations and demanded “Starring El Donald” above the movie Title.

Finally El Barack entered the negotiations at the last-minute demanding the that production be held off until January 2017 so he would be free to reprise his role as a swashbuckling ATF Agent Barack “Fast and Furious” O’TomA as his Administration gun running provided major firepower for the Drug Wars.

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2 Responses to El Chapo captured over movie negotiations with El Tom

  1. Well, I don’t know what the final decision will be but I somehow think that Staring El Donald might be even scarier than Starring El Donald!!

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