Finally Good News: Khloe Kardashian reveals there is a sex tape with Lamar

With all the bad news coming from all corners of the world, Tom was getting desperate for good news.

Then came the breathless news that Khloe Kardashian revealed to Andy Cohen on “Watch What Happens Live” that there is a sex tape of her and Lamar Odom.  And further more, it is securely locked in a safe (only to emerge if needed).  Tom was blown away when he heard about this selfless act by Khloe.

Tom has had his people contact Khloe’s people to let Khloe know that since Lamar is temporarily incapacitated that Tom could be made available as a stand-in.

 

 

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2 Responses to Finally Good News: Khloe Kardashian reveals there is a sex tape with Lamar

  1. You might want to put on protective gear first… and I mean that in more ways than one. That being said, Khloe is a true humanitarian!

    • tom says:

      Thanks for the sage advise, but I am more worried that innocent Khloe may be a casualty of the Tom publicity machine. Look what it did to Lindsay Lohan.

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