“I did not have sexual relations with that man… Mr. Clinton”

Hillary Rodman Clinton in an effort to nail down the female vote  just made her strongest statement yet in denying sexual relations with one Bill “Bubba” Clinton.

So far The Donald and The Tom have yet to find any other women willing or able to make that statement.

If there are women who are willing to make that statement, they are encouraged to contact Tom who will do the vetting.  Vetting may or may not include waterboarding.

Now Tom has to go back to work for the American people.

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2 Responses to “I did not have sexual relations with that man… Mr. Clinton”

  1. Wait a second…trouble finding women willing to DENY public relations with The Donald? I’ll do it! What’s the pay?

    • tom says:

      The vetting standards are exacting. So far only Caitlyn Jenner has passed muster. The pay is enhanced minimum wage as determined by Burnie Sanders.

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