The Tom will join The Donald in boycotting the Fox Republican candidate debate because of the way that Megyn Kelly spells her first name.
Most voters need to know that The Tom has boycotted all of the debates so far and is likely to boycott all future debates. Some pundits speculate that The Tom is a plant from the Burnie Sanders campaign.
The Tom yelled “that is ridiculous” as he commandeered all the cash from the high-rollers in the room.
“Er, The Donald, is it too late to reconsider this boycott?”, gasped The Tom.