Tom crushes Michael “Small Soda” Bloomberg’s presidential ambitions

Lustfully slurping from a huge 128 oz. soda, “Big Soda”Tom tore into Michael “Small Soda” Bloomberg with, “The people want more soda for less money not less soda for more money.  Besides after my main man Burnie Sanders gets thru with you, you will be lucky to have control of a freeway off-ramp to sell your oranges”.

With that Tom said “make it a double of Coke Classic.”

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3 Responses to Tom crushes Michael “Small Soda” Bloomberg’s presidential ambitions

  1. Oooooh, shots fired!

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