Internal polling has The Tom surging and now is a lock to clean up in both the Republican and Democratic Iowa Caucuses. This Double-Double has never before been accomplished.
The Tom captured the imagination of Democratic voters with his plan to seize all the wealth of billionaires (and place it in Tom’s Swiss bank account) and with his mastery of email spam.
On the Republican side, The Tom’s introduction of a new line of ball caps emblazoned with “Your are Fat” are all the rage and The Tom promises that all who caucus for him will get a complementary cap.
A plaintiff Megyn Kelly laments, “Is it too late to get on The Tom bandwagon?”