The Tom is narrowing the Presidential field

Cross The Tom and you are out.  The Tom has already driven some of America’s finest from the Presidential race.  The following are some of The Tom’s notches on his campaign belt: Scott’s Walker, Rickie Perry, Link “Say who” Chafee, Jim “Spider” Webb, Martin O’Mallett, Mike Huckleberry, Rick Sanatorium, Paul Rand and George Tacky.

The Tom dared Joey Bidden and Michael “Small Soda” Bloomberg to enter the Presidential race, but they were paralyzed by the very thought of going up against The Tom.

Watch out Hillary Rodman  Clinton and Teddy “Cruisers” Cruz.  You could be next.

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2 Responses to The Tom is narrowing the Presidential field

  1. That’s certainly why I backed out.

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