In New Hampshire, The Butterball exposes Tomo Tomio as a robot

The good citizens of New Hampshire (ones not on heroin) found out that their favorite Tomo Tomio was a robot when Governor Butterball tore off Tomo’s jacket during the debate and found a cassette tape in his back playing the same response,  Tomo said at least he didn’t need a Teleprompter and that he could work endless hours without the burdens of vacations, minimum wage and benefits.

Political pundit Tom opined that this just proves why we need authentic candidates like Burnie Sanders and The Donald.

The Donald said, “run those robot economics by me one more time.”  Dr. Ben says, “I thought I did this operation and I was sure that I inserted an IPod.  O, well that is why we carry malpractice insurance.”

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3 Responses to In New Hampshire, The Butterball exposes Tomo Tomio as a robot

  1. Are you sure The Donald isn’t a robot?

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