Tom is putting out the word in the back channels that he is on Barack O’TomA’s shortlist to replace Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court.
Tom has assured Barack that he supports extending Roe v. Wade Abortion protections thru the 6th trimester after birth (terrible 2s), will vet all opinions with the DNC and will work to reverse Citizens United protections to all except for unions. Furthermore, Tom strongly believes that the most courageous person is Caitlyn Jenner.
While tom does not have any experience as a Judge, he assured Barack of his expertise in this area earned as a Defendant in countless Civil and Criminal matters.
Let’s start the marketing for Tom to the Court with signature coffee mugs.