The excitement is palpable for the 1st Oscar for Best Diversity Consultant for a Motion Picture Academy.
Presenting the Award via Skype are Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. The nominees are Donald J. Trump, Spike Lee, Rev. Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Rev. Tom and The Tom.
And the Oscar goes to…………….The Tom. The Tom had a two-word acceptance speech, “Check Please!!!!”
Back stage The Tom rumbled “Where in the hell is my SWAG bag.”