RNC Worst Nightmare: The Tom emerges from a contested convention

Republican National Committee (RNC) honcho Reince Priebus took to the Sunday morning airwaves to lament the possibility of a contested convention.  He shudders at the thought that our beloved Donald J. Trump will fall just short of the delegates necessary for the nomination and the decision is thrown open to the convention delegates.

In this scenario, the dreaded The Tom is likely to emerge as the party candidate as he has been secretly courting delegates with perks, SWAG, TomVille vacations and other nefarious inducements.

The Tom is widely known as the looses of the loose canons.

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One Response to RNC Worst Nightmare: The Tom emerges from a contested convention

  1. Yes, I hear he can go off at any time!

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