Tom will not seek nor accept Socialist Democrat Nomination

Just minutes after Speaker Paul Ryan declined (the not offered) Republican nomination for President, Tom strode to the podium with a highly anticipated announcement.

Despite his disappointment that neither Burnie Sanders nor Hillary Rodman Clinton would extend their platform of free college tuition and free beer for college students to old men of a certain age, Tom will not seek the Socialist Democratic nomination.

Tom made this momentous decision when he discovered a loophole where he just needs to enroll in college to receive free beer.  Is this a great country or what?

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3 Responses to Tom will not seek nor accept Socialist Democrat Nomination

  1. “.. and free beer for college students to old men of a certain age, Tom will not seek the Socialist Democratic nomination.’

    Free beer, yes please! Hahaha!

  2. Why couldn’t they have offered free beer when I went to college? Think I might have to return to school.

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