A Leader emerges as Tom roars “The Establishment is mad as hell and ain’t gonna take it any more”

As the country reaches a tipping point, Tom has emerged as a 3rd Party Presidential candidate representing the Establishment.  Tom can feel the vibe of an angry establishment.

Only Tom can articulate the issues and feel the frustrations of the Establishment.  The Establishment is well-known and highly disrespected.  The Establishment includes the following just to name a few:  Hillary Rodman Clinton Super-Delegates, Koch Brothers, RNC, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz organizers, Time Warner Cable SportsNet LA, LA Dodgers, ICE,  Banks, NAACP, Tech Execs, Billionaires, Millionaires, anybody making more than minimum wage and all of Tom’s former lovers.

Tom indicated that contrary to the foolishness of the Anti-Establishment, he would be very welcoming to huge Super-Pac donations.

See you at the Voting booth.   Vote Tom. .  Vote early and often.

 

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2 Responses to A Leader emerges as Tom roars “The Establishment is mad as hell and ain’t gonna take it any more”

  1. It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do
    It.

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