Live: With Kelly and The Tom

Tom has reached out to console Kelly Ripa after she was left at the TV Alter first by Regis Philbin and now by Michael Strahan.

Not one to take advantage of a situation of a star on the rebound, Tom proposed that he take over as Kelly’s Co-host.  With The Tom’s prospects for the Presidency as a The Donald clone fading, the is the perfect time to jump to Daytime TV.  While some may think that Tom’s look might be a little severe for morning TV, Tom convinced Kelly that she would appear even more beautiful in comparison.

Finally Tom swore to Kelly that he would only leave her for a fatter paycheck (unlikely) or to hook up with lost loves Lindsay Lohan or Kylie Jenner (even more unlikely).



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  1. Hey, they promised that gig to me!

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