In the boldest move yet in the Presidential campaigns, The Tom rocked Ted Cruisers when he named Hillary Rodman Clinton as his Vice Presidential (VP) running mate. This announcement came just seconds after The Cruiser had named former HP CEO Carly Fiorina as his running mate.
This pronouncement bolsters The Tom’s standing with women who are now free to vote their birthright and elect Rodman-Clinton as the historic First Female VP.
The Tom has decided to give Rodman-Clinton the Cattle Future, Speeches and IT portfolios in The Tom administration. Ever the artful negotiator, The Tom got Mrs. Clinton to cede the Presidency to presumptive First Daughter TommySue if fate should deal The Tom a cruel blow. TommySue will be granted a government exemption to continue to serve as President in waiting and as a Pole Dancer at a prestigious TomVille Gentlemen’s Club.