Hillary offers Burnie a Presidential proposition he can’t refuse

According to knowledgeable Tom sources, Hillary Rodman Clinton offered Burnie Sanders a Presidential proposition that the old Socialist couldn’t refuse.  Saying she was tired of his criticism of Big Banks especially the wise Goldman Sachs and their Speakers Bureau, Hillary promised him the Presidency of Venezuela ruled by the late Socialist icon Hugo Chavez.  This would be an opportunity to make Socialism shine again and prove once and for all that all one needs to succeed as a Socialist is tax the rewards of Capitalism to high heavens and give it away until you end up with Venezuela.

Burnie jumped at this opportunity and promised that Venezuela would soon be making its required contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

Bernie asked aides, “Are we still getting money from Venezuela Big Oil?”

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2 Responses to Hillary offers Burnie a Presidential proposition he can’t refuse

  1. Yeah, she promised me the same thing…I’m still waiting!

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