Tom tells an anxious Johnny Depp “I got your back”

While assuring Johnny Depp that he has his back.  Tom and his agents and crew have ben working behind the scenes to profit from Johnny’s recent run of bad luck in love and movies.

Tom has enlisted his entourage to contact Amber Heard to offer her Tom’s comforting services.

Meanwhile Tom’s Agents have contacted the Studios to let them know that he is a ready replacement for the odd Depp whose star has been tarnished by a string of bombs including “Alice through the Looking Glass” and “Lone Ranger”.  Tom is tan rested and rarely tested.

 

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2 Responses to Tom tells an anxious Johnny Depp “I got your back”

  1. I’m pretty sure she’s gonna go for it. What red blooded girl doesn’t want a piece of The Tom!

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