Barack O’TomA dialed up David Cameron to offer his condolences on Cameron losing his job due to the Brexit vote. Barack said the people must have misunderstood his putting the UK at the end of the queue crack.
Barack said he is used to the American system where he is shielded by a fawning media that he can tell any lie enough times that people believe it.
“o well” Barack cracked, “I guess I can cross out Prime Minister of the UK from my post Presidency career.
“I’ll take my Barack Exit (Baexit) now”.