The Tom to Waterboard The Hill

Today, presumptive President, The Tom proposed to Waterboard Hillary Rodman Clinton.

The Tom said Waterboarding will continue until she recovers and releases the 30,000 emails she deleted allegedly covering private maters such as Yoga classes and non-political emails to Chelsea such as her Benghazi analysis.

The Tom’s only concern is that The Hill will turn it into a wet T-Shirt contest that goes viral.

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