Monthly Archives: July 2016

Tom cites Brexit headwinds for failure to nail Lindsay Lohan

For as long as we can remember, Tom has been fascinated by and pursued America’s Sweetheart Lindsay Lohan But lately Brexit headwinds have frustrated Tom in his quest.  These mysterious Brexit headwinds are cited for plunging corporate profits, tanking national … Continue reading

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The Tom congratulates The Hill on history making stop

The Tom congratulated Hillary Rodman Clinton as she made history as the 1st woman nominated for President from a major party.  This positions The Hill to reach her goal as the 1st woman to lose an election for President. “I owe … Continue reading

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Notorious Liar takes to the podium to burnish Hillary’s trustworthiness

Last night at the Democratic National Convention, the acknowledged 1st Black President demonstrated the cojones to also garner the title of 1st Hispanic President  when he attempted to obtain Sainthood for Hillary Rodman Clinton. Wild Bill Clinton cemented his reputation as … Continue reading

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Hillary: “Still crazy after all these years”

With a tip of the cap to the Paul Simon classic “Still crazy after all these years”. The Tom notes that Hillary Rodman Clinton still demonstrates clinical paranoia. In 1998 while defending Wild Bill Clinton to Matt Lauer, she said that … Continue reading

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Barack suddenly calls off the plagiarism investigation of Melania Trump –Plagiarizing Politicos — pastorwardclinton — Arlin Report

At the eve of the democratic National Convention, Barack O’TomA  suddenly called off the investigation of Melania Trump for plagiarism.  It looked like Barack had Meliana squarely in his sights when he made this incomprehensible move. “I just don’t understand … Continue reading

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Roger Ailes and The Cos tip their hats to Hillary Rodman Clinton

Bill Cosby and Roger Ailes are but the latest to tip their hats to Hillary Rodman Clinton for keeping the lid on Wild Bill Clinton’s “conquests”.

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Ted “Cruisers” Cruz went potty all over himself at RNC

“Cruisers” Cruz needed a fully functioning diaper as he went potty all over himself at the Republican National Convention.  Why did he think he was given a prime time speaking slot if not to endorse The Donald.  Did he think … Continue reading

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Tom calls for common sense hatchet safety regulations

After a dude went off with a knife and a hatchet on a German train, Tom is calling for common sense hatchet safety laws. Tom wondered out loud why we are selling hatchets to people on the No Fly list.   … Continue reading

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Barack appoints a panel of plagiarism experts to prosecute Melania

Bark O’TomA was swift in naming a panel of distinguished plagiarist  to investigate and prosecute Melania Trump for her RNC Convention speech.  The panel composed of Joe Biden, Hillary Rodman Clinton, Barack Obama and Michele Obama is uniquely qualified in recognizing and … Continue reading

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Tom Brady backs down

Faced with the prospects of going one-on-one against Ruth “Bad Ass” Ginsberg, Tom Brady won’t take his Deflategate appeal to the Supreme Court. Privately Brady told associates that he couldn’t handle the Trash Talking “Bad Ass” Ginsberg.  Look what she … Continue reading

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