Tom cites Brexit headwinds for failure to nail Lindsay Lohan

For as long as we can remember, Tom has been fascinated by and pursued America’s Sweetheart Lindsay Lohan

But lately Brexit headwinds have frustrated Tom in his quest.  These mysterious Brexit headwinds are cited for plunging corporate profits, tanking national economies and the US Federal Reserve’s ultra low-interest rates that provide cheap money for the 1% to build their wealth while Senior and other savers are punished with low or no returns on their money.

Tom will be watching the weather report to find out when these headwind will subside and he can strike with Lindsay Lohan

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2 Responses to Tom cites Brexit headwinds for failure to nail Lindsay Lohan

  1. Petty inconveniences!

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