The Tom demands $400 million in cash to keep The Donald hostage

The Tom is deep into negotiations with the Barack O’TomA Administration regarding the timing of a plane load of unmarked, Euros and Swiss Franks totaling $700 Million.  In exchange, The Tom agrees to keep The Donald hostage so he is unable to make any  unforced errors.

Barack denies that this is a reverse ransom deal, but realizes that it is the only chance for Hillary Rodman Clinton who can be pulled off the campaign trail before she is forced to lie one more time about her email server and being pinned down by enemy fire on the tarmac in Bosnia.

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2 Responses to The Tom demands $400 million in cash to keep The Donald hostage

  1. You’re a mensch!

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