Tom inks Lochte to Dancing with the Stars (DWS)

Just one day after signing on with Tom’s PR firm to rehabilitate his image, Ryan Lochte was announced as a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars” Season 23.  Tom struck out when he pitched Lochte  for “Bachelorette”, “Bachelor in Paradise” and “Celebrity Apprentice”.

DWS executives crowed about signing an authentic D List Star for the program.

Tom says he looks forward to inking E List Star Hillary Rodman Clinton to DWS Season 24.

 

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