Are Tom’s fingerprints on the Angelina Jolie – Brad Pitt divorce filing?

With the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have filed for divorce, tongues are wagging that The tom must be involved.  This is because some have speculated that only The Tom is sexier than Brad Pitt so Angelina may be going for an upgrade.

Tom’s spokesperson issued a statement that The Tom prefers more Rubenesque women and would not be interested in the malnourished Jolie.  In addition there may be child support for an army of minor children.

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8 Responses to Are Tom’s fingerprints on the Angelina Jolie – Brad Pitt divorce filing?

  1. Oh yeah, you better run Tom! BTW, I heard it here first so congrats! The Tom stands strong as the Rock n’ Roll Supermom’s #1 News Source!

  2. CONGRATS, my friend! Just give her a few cheeseburgers.

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