Women reach out to Brad Pitt to “Berate My Kids”

With the news that mean old Angelina Jolie has cut Brad Pitt loose because of his poor parenting skills, millions of women across America have issued a clarion call to Brad to “Berate My Kids”

These women have assured Brad that if he has a little time left over they know how to fill it.  In addition if he needs a little weed to relax, that is OK too.  How do you think they got the kids in the first place?

Women without kids have assured Brad that they will make conception the first order of business.

Tom has offered to help Brad it demand becomes too great.

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