Tom secures buses to move celebrities who want to move if Trump won

Over the years many celebrities have threaten to move if their candidate doesn’t win.  This year the lists includes: Amy Schumer, Cher, John Stewart, Barbara Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworthy, Chelsea Handler, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham and Hillary Rodman Clinton.  But even Alec Baldwin didn’t move when George W. won.  Tom figures that the lack of movement can only be due to the lack of convenient transportation.  To that end, Tom has purchased two refurbished Greyhound buses for transportation.  One bus will be destined to Canada and the other bus destined to Mexico.  Tom has arranged pick up spots in the parking lots of Strip Malls in Holmby Hills, Beverly Hills and Malibu.

Tom gushes, “There is no end in sight for this hustle”.

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