Who unearthed Mitt Tomney?

So Tom wakes up to the news that Mitt Tomney is a leading candidate for Secretary of State in a dynamic Donald J. Trump Administration.

Is this a plant story by the Big Media Party (formerly known as the Democratic Party) to embarrass the Transition led by Mike Pence?

We all know that Mitt Tomney was buried by Barack O’TomA in 2012 so far and so deep that even Geraldo Rivera couldn’t find him.  We were more likely to see Jimmy Hoffa before Mitt.

Plus he bad mouthed the Donald.

But look at that hair and that jaw line.  We need Mitt Tomney more that ever.  This is what a America Great Again looks like.

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