The Tom was expecting to enjoy some political pillow talk with Kellyanne Conway when she immediately dispatched The Tom to Trump Tower to steady a wobbling The Donald after his meeting with famed Climate Scientist and High School Dropout Leonardo DiCrapio. DiCrapio was attempting to seduce The Donald with talk of the elusive Green Jobs.
This came shortly after The Donald had a close encounter with Climate Guru and Internet Inventor Al Bore. The Donald has long admired Bore after he netted $100 Million from the Emir of Qatar for Current TV (say what?).
The Tom counseled The Donald to keep his bearings as Steve Bannon may have pictures.
The greatest threat to Democracy is politicians being seduced and co-opted by Hollywood celebrities who want more of the people’s money.