With the Internet running wild with vicious rumors that Kylie Jenner’s butt has been photoshopped and long running rumors of incredibly beautiful breasts enhancements, Tom has launched the afore-mentioned investigation and to examine the evidence in a gentle and meticulous manner.
If Kim KardASSian and other family members have to take a back seat during this investigation so be it. The people deserve the truth.
This could even top Tom’s infamous Lindsay Lohan tight white sweater probe.
“Barack, hold up on the Russian Hacking investigation. I will need all available resources on this investigation” implored a breathless Tom