In separate blockbuster announcements to BuzzFeed News, Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Tom indicated that they will not be running for President.
Never in the history of politics were there less called for candidates.
While Zuckerberg has the Midas touch and the charisma of a key stroke, only Tom has the true pulse of the frustrated voters. But rumors continue to persist that Tom has baggage that even Vlad “The Bad” Putin can’t hide.
If this isn’t true, it has all the hallmarks of Fake News