Tom is proud to announce that the prestigious Tom University will be offering classes with new majors in Demonstrations and Boycotts.
The Boycotting class will be taught by Chuckie “Cry Me a River” Schumer and the Reverend Al SharpTom. Chuckie Schumer will discuss the ethics of Boycotting Senate confirmation hearings while preaching cooperation. The Rev. Al will discuss all their boycotting successes. The class is only available online to facilitate boycotting the class.
Demonstrations 101 will concentrate on tactics that inconvenience and irritate the taxpayers to the greatest extent possible. Demonstrations that close airports and freeways will be areas of concentration. Of course the class will be taught by the super irritating Tom.