Brexit Tom appointed Chief Negotiator

A brash Brexit Tom has been appointed as the Chief Negotiator for Britain’s withdrawal (Brexit) from the European Union (EU).  Brexit Tom has learned all his legendary negotiating skills from speed reading The Donald’s engaging “Art of the Deal”.

Opening the negotiations, Brexit Tom threatened to send the Duchess of Cornwell Camilla Parker Bowles to the EU.  Then Brexit Tom gave EU negotiators 25 minutes to accept all his terms or he will follow with Prince Charles following the lovely Camilla.

EU negotiators then threw in the towel and a deal was reached in 1 minute.

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